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Journal of No. 118


August 30th, 2004

Worst. Criminal. Ever. @ 03:32 pm

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After crashing a child's birthday party, an intruder identified himself in the following way: "I am vengeance. I am the knight. I am Batman." Then the man went into the kitchen, cut a piece of birthday cake, took it into the living room and ate it.

Suspect is described as a 6-foot-tall, 275-pound bearded man with a knowledge of comic books.

 
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From:sjo
Date:August 30th, 2004 06:59 pm (UTC)
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Funniest crime ever.
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From:the_undertow
Date:August 31st, 2004 07:29 am (UTC)
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sounds like something i should do. mm cake...
From:(Anonymous)
Date:August 31st, 2004 10:12 am (UTC)
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Not that I would expect a newspaper to know this, but I'm pretty sure that quote is supposed to be "... I am the _night_..."

--randy
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From:essentialsaltes
Date:August 31st, 2004 10:14 am (UTC)
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Nerd Alert!
From:(Anonymous)
Date:September 1st, 2004 09:40 am (UTC)
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Dude, given the crowd you run with, why do you even keep that Nerd Alert alarm ON anymore? I'm sure it goes off 24-7.

Plus, does knowing that make me a nerd or a pedant? (or, even better -- BOTH!!)

--randy
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From:essentialsaltes
Date:September 1st, 2004 09:48 am (UTC)
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Well, I have the alarm shut off for subjects that I myself am nerdy in. I thought that would be sufficient, but occasional bits of nerd-dom from other areas of 'expertise' set it off out of the blue.
From:aaronjv
Date:August 31st, 2004 01:00 pm (UTC)
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AAAAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Fucking geeks.

Journal of No. 118