No. 118 (essentialsaltes) wrote,
No. 118
essentialsaltes

Worst. Criminal. Ever.

After crashing a child's birthday party, an intruder identified himself in the following way: "I am vengeance. I am the knight. I am Batman." Then the man went into the kitchen, cut a piece of birthday cake, took it into the living room and ate it.

Suspect is described as a 6-foot-tall, 275-pound bearded man with a knowledge of comic books.

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