An International Master uses an unusual strategy. Remember, if you touch a piece, you have to move it.

Chess aficianado Charles Dodgson's bank account records have been examined, revealing payments to struggling young actresses.

Okay, this isn't about chess, but it has penises in it, which is almost as good. More details about the fake journalist in the White House Press Corps. The FBI may not have examined his credentials, but you can, if you want.