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Journal of No. 118

March 20th, 2005

Joys of Homeownership @ 08:53 pm


What is it that requires:

-two people in a committed relationship
-lots of lubricant
-one or two little rubber thingies
-a little finesse
-a little force
-a couple hours
-a great deal of naughty language
-and a trip to Home Depot?

If you guessed fixing a leaky hose bib, you'd be wrong! The correct answer is anal sex.

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Date:March 21st, 2005 06:29 pm (UTC)
That explains that new checkout line I saw at the hardware store that says "Express Lane: 2 Colonically Conjoined Partners Or Less Only"

A honeymoon couple named Kelly,
Spent their honeymoon belly to belly,
for in their great haste,
they used library paste,
Instead of petroleum jelly.


Journal of No. 118