February 8th, 2003

agent

(no subject)

Arrr... I been out piratin' all day. I slew my enemy with my own two hands, drank lots of rum, spent time with many a wench, sank ships, boarded ships, took ships captive, captured a Spanish princess, took away her innocence and then gave her to my crew, finally ransoming her back to the Spanish crown. I'm a dead tired pirate, I am, and that's the very truth, yarrrr...