December 28th, 2004

agent

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US Oil quiz

Question #1: Total US production of oil peaked in what year?

A)1970
B)1980
C)1990
D)2000
E)What are you talking about, you pinko tree-hugger? As oil-drilling methods get more sophisticated, we keep producing more and more oil every year. So US oil production hasn't peaked yet!

Question #2: In 1975 (shortly after the 1973 OPEC Oil Crisis), what percentage of US oil consumption came from foreign imports?

A) 15%
B) 35%
C) 55%
D) 75%
E) Damn OPEC! We should have invaded their countries, and seized their oil.

Question #3: In 2003, roughly what percentage of US oil consumption came from foreign imports?

A) 15%
B) 35%
C) 55%
D) 75%
E) Damn OPEC! We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity!

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