October 27th, 2006

agent

True Facts

14% of my friends hate apples.
70% of my friends get hungry for an apple (or pear) after contemplating a survey about eating apples.
80% of my friends have no preferred apple-eating orientation.

Google is God
I confess I feel an overwhelming non-carnal love for Google, which is even more important than Google's (near)-omniscience, (near)-omnipresence and presumed immortality in convincing me.

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