November 16th, 2006

agent

Silly and Useless News Channel

Jedi call for official acceptance of their religion at London’s UN headquarters. Priceless journalistic weigh-both-sides sentence: "However they can be tempted, like Darth Vader, to use their powers for evil by turning to the Dark Side – which could potentially spark a crimewave in the UK."

In more personal silly and useless news, I've beaten and 5-starred Easy and Medium on Guitar Hero II. I've beat Hard; 5-starring doesn't seem completely impossible. Beating Expert is an unknown quantity. 5-starring it brings up notions of snowballs and Dante.