February 19th, 2009

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Hip-Hop Bose-Einstein Condensate

Newly elected Republican National Committee Chairman Michael S. Steele plans an “off the hook” public relations offensive to attract younger voters, especially blacks and Hispanics, by applying the party's principles to “urban-suburban hip-hop settings.”

The accompanying picture just makes my day.

And bonus quote:

“I don't do 'cutting-edge,' “ he said. “That's what Democrats are doing. We're going beyond cutting-edge.”

OoooOOOOoooh.... beyond cutting edge!



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