News items ripped off from pharyngula
Fox News stays classy as host Brian Kilmeade complains that Americans marry outside their species too much. Americans have fallen so low that they will even marry Irish or Italians.
Mike checks calendar for century.
Canadian PM Stephen Harper sneaks off with Jesus' body, causing an indignant poutine, as I believe they call it in Canadia.
Hey, it's a Fox News 2-fer, as an intrepid reporter girds himself to visit and report on the outlandish practices of a militant country.
Mike checks calendar for century.
Canadian PM Stephen Harper sneaks off with Jesus' body, causing an indignant poutine, as I believe they call it in Canadia.
Hey, it's a Fox News 2-fer, as an intrepid reporter girds himself to visit and report on the outlandish practices of a militant country.