"In her second arrest this year, the Atheists of Florida's legal coordinator was jailed Sunday on a charge of simulating a sex act in the presence of a 10-year-old boy."i.e.
she, inside her house--in a pretty lamebrained bid to get a kid to stop playing fucking basketball at 8:30 in the non-blessed AM right outside her house--made noises that "sounded like a woman experiencing sexual gratification in an extremely loud fashion," which were overheard by the boy and his father outside.
Clearly, she should have shouted "Oh God!" over and over again, and explained she was in the throws of religious ecstasy.
Anyway, the local law is the biggest twatwaffle in the story, but not by much.