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Journal of No. 118


March 10th, 2006

Thank Frigga it's Friday @ 09:46 am

Awright, who wants to make one (two?) of these for Amy & Brian? randbot would no doubt prefer something a bit more literary.

DittyTalk: it's Myspace for Christians. As an experiment, I'll see if I find it as obnoxious as myspace.

Whaddya suppose would happen if you took a credit card application, ripped it up, taped it back together again, filled it out with a change of address and a cel-phone number, and mailed it in? ChaChing!

I'll be in Florida for the next week or so, so if you don't hear from me it's not because I don't love you. It's because I don't love you and won't have much access to sweet sweet internet.
 
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From:nephthys510
Date:March 10th, 2006 09:52 pm (UTC)
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bwahahahha... I love "a modest proposal".

I made a sock puppet account at some christian dating site. it's WORSE. It's not obnoxious, it's fucking pathetic. I had guys from Alaska asking this chick to marry them and have their babies.

I yoinked your credit card story link - good (scary) stuff)
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From:therrin
Date:March 10th, 2006 10:26 pm (UTC)
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Wait...is there a type of dating site where these creepy guys don't exist?
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From:nephthys510
Date:March 10th, 2006 10:55 pm (UTC)
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oh

right

sigh
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From:ladyeuthanasia
Date:March 11th, 2006 01:13 am (UTC)
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Ooooh, man. I so want to make an absolutely obnoxious Christian profile! Sounds fun!

Have a grand time in Uncle Walt's country. ;)
From:aaronjv
Date:March 11th, 2006 08:27 am (UTC)
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I've always thought about mailing back a torn CC application as well! Instead, I waste time getting off the solicitation list. I used to burn all my credit card receipts, applications, etc., and wash the ashes down the drain (burned them in the sink). Then I got lazy.

A Modest Proposal. Yes. Do it.
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From:dark_of_night
Date:March 12th, 2006 06:47 am (UTC)
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you're not serious?
From:aaronjv
Date:March 12th, 2006 07:44 pm (UTC)
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Serious about which part?
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From:dark_of_night
Date:March 13th, 2006 02:35 am (UTC)
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Burning things in your sink?!
From:aaronjv
Date:March 13th, 2006 06:32 am (UTC)
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Well, I can't very well burn things on my carpet, now, can I????

I don't have a carpet.
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From:dark_of_night
Date:March 14th, 2006 02:17 am (UTC)
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Oh, pet, they're cheap. I adore the one we got at Ikea. But, even should you acquire a carpet, I don't recommend using it for impromptu cremation of guaranteed credit card debt. That will transform your inexpensive home decoration into something rather less pleasant.

Journal of No. 118