Okay, so I finally did the myheritage What-Celebrity-Do-You-Look-like thing. I think it's Kaye 's fault. Though I only have myself to blame for the ugly mugshot I used. Results? 67% Billy Joel , dear lack-of-god. 53% Dostoyevsky 52% Joshua Jackson (What? Who? ) 51% Al Pacino 48% Robert Palmer 48% Patrick Stewart 46% Gregory Peck Not seeing it. Must be one of those new artificial stupidity algorithms.