Okay, so I finally did the myheritage What-Celebrity-Do-You-Look-like thing. I think it's Kaye's fault. Though I only have myself to blame for the ugly mugshot I used. Results?
67% Billy Joel, dear lack-of-god. 53% Dostoyevsky 52% Joshua Jackson (What? Who?) 51% Al Pacino 48% Robert Palmer 48% Patrick Stewart 46% Gregory Peck
Not seeing it. Must be one of those new artificial stupidity algorithms.