Aaron: Buy these cassette tapes!
Riz: But I have nothing to play them on.
Mike: Buy this AM/FM tuner with built-in cassette!
Riz: Um, ok.
That evening was the step-bro & sis-in-law's going away party. Becca and I were pretty tired, but we hung out for a bit and helped deplete the alcohol supply.
Sunday, I did as close to nothing as makes no difference.
And now for the links:
Although quietly legendary among physicists, Albert Einstein's reputation as a player hasn't reached a wider audience -- Until Now!
Last link: Female or Shemale. I only made one mistake, which puts me in a tie with Rodney King and Eddie Murphy, I believe.