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No. 118
essentialsaltes

Apples to Apples

Poll #853724 Scientific Poll

When I eat an apple...

The stem invariably points to my left.
2(8.7%)
The stem usually points to my left.
2(8.7%)
I am ambi-applivorous.
8(34.8%)
The stem usually points to my right.
2(8.7%)
The stem invariably points to my right.
2(8.7%)
I eat it in some crazy-ass fashion.
4(17.4%)
Apples? Ugh!
3(13.0%)

The idea of eating an apple 'the other way'...

fills me with unease and dread.
1(4.5%)
seems okay, but I would never do it.
1(4.5%)
makes me want to kill backwards-eating weirdoes.
0(0.0%)
excites me with the prospect of doing something new.
1(4.5%)
(I have no strong directional preference)
18(81.8%)

This survey

taught me something new about myself.
1(4.5%)
taught me something weird about myself.
0(0.0%)
is really just a coded reference to homosexuality, isn't it?
5(22.7%)
has deep implications about the nature of mankind.
0(0.0%)
made me hungry for an apple.
9(40.9%)
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