70% of my friends get hungry for an apple (or pear) after contemplating a survey about eating apples.
80% of my friends have no preferred apple-eating orientation.
Google is God
I confess I feel an overwhelming non-carnal love for Google, which is even more important than Google's (near)-omniscience, (near)-omnipresence and presumed immortality in convincing me.
In other news...
and a bad case of cute.
(But someone tell Kate to fix her lipstick. Remember, it's air-kissies.)