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Journal of No. 118


November 13th, 2006

I am so naughty it isn't funny @ 09:26 pm

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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Tuesday I set kyrialyse's puppy on fire (-66 points). In November I put gum in bonniedelight's hair (-12 points). Last Thursday I pushed aaronjv in the mud (-17 points). Last Sunday I gave freudinshade a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last Friday I punched toren_atkinson in the arm (-10 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-115 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
essentialsaltes

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From:bonniedelight
Date:November 14th, 2006 04:31 pm (UTC)
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Hey, quit it! :) Bonnie
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From:essentialsaltes
Date:November 14th, 2006 05:02 pm (UTC)
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In November I put gum in bonniedelight's hair

Just use a little peanut butter and it'll come right out.

Sorry!
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From:notjenschiz
Date:November 14th, 2006 04:36 pm (UTC)

dutch oven

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You should probably get additional naughty points because i don't think Freudinshade is your wife, so what were you doing dutch-ovening? hmm?

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From:essentialsaltes
Date:November 14th, 2006 05:04 pm (UTC)

Re: dutch oven

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I didn't Dutch Oven him, I just gave him a Dutch Oven. But it was missing the lid, so it was a pretty bad present.

Journal of No. 118