No. 118 (essentialsaltes) wrote,
No. 118

I am so naughty it isn't funny

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Tuesday I set kyrialyse's puppy on fire (-66 points). In November I put gum in bonniedelight's hair (-12 points). Last Thursday I pushed aaronjv in the mud (-17 points). Last Sunday I gave freudinshade a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last Friday I punched toren_atkinson in the arm (-10 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-115 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!


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