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Journal of No. 118


April 2nd, 2007

(no subject) @ 07:29 am

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A news story that combines baseball with criticism of the president? Could aaronjv be any happier?

(well, I suppose the story could combine giant puffy softball, film-making, Lovecraft, absinthe and criticism of the president)
 
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From:rsheslin
Date:April 2nd, 2007 08:58 pm (UTC)
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Perhaps the President being beaned by a baseball?
From:aaronjv
Date:April 3rd, 2007 09:56 am (UTC)
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Funny...

I was just daydreaming that. I'm all fired up about opening day (it was yesterday, Giants home opener is today), and I thought "Huh...wonder if Bush wil throw out the first pitch? He's a huge baseball fan, he'd love to do it. But then, I can't imagine the field would be clean after he steps out."

I had fantasies about the announcer vainly calling out "Please do not throw garbage onto the field" as Bush has to be whisked away in a borrowed Popemobile.

(Yes, I have fantasies of Bush getting some comeupppance. They help me sleep at night.)

Alas, such a thing was not to pass.

Is it too much to hope for a POTUS colon explosion, where he has to spend the rest of his life with a hard plastic tube up his sphincter?

Thanks for thinking of me, Mike.

Journal of No. 118