No. 118 (essentialsaltes) wrote,
No. 118

Love is a battlefield


I got a piece of mail yesterday with a little plastic window. Through the window there were the fateful words "Pay to the order of.... me. Sure, I thought to myself. Home equity loan? Credit card scam promotion where they pay you $5 to sign up for some crap with a $40 annual fee?

No! It's payment for the Ebay shoot! I am non-union talent!

The best part of the check is the typo on the gobbledygook. It lists my "martial status" as married. So Becca and I had a Clouseau/Kato fight all over the house.
Tags: funny

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