No. 118 (essentialsaltes) wrote,
No. 118

What the world needs now...

Too much news today displays a lack of love...

That errant satellite will get no loving embrace from the atmosphere; instead, it will be blown up by missile.

A witch in Saudi Arabia received no love from the judicial system; instead, she will be executed.

The story of the love of one male penguin for another male penguin gets no love from the school district; instead, it will be banned.

The goddess of love gets no love from the Tube; instead, she is banned.

Disneyland's House of the Future was a Shag-a-riffic pad, with futuristic conveniences like an oven that heats food through the use of microwaves (an invisible band of the electromagnetic spectrum with wavelengths shorter than radio waves), or a bigger-than-life television set so thin it hardly takes up any space. But the House got no love, having been demolished in 1967. Instead, Disney has announced a new House of the Future that "will look like a suburban tract home." Um. Yay?

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