I'm a second level creationist. And I've joined the Templars.
Sample text:
"You stand on the street corner, warning people of how the devilutionists are trying to deprive your children of faith in their lord. Some people walk by, nodding their approval, others even leave tips. By the end of your talk you notice you got 36$ in tips! You also feel that your speaking has slightly improved."
Disclosure: if you use my link and sign up, I might get fossils if you do well in the game.
Is this silly enough yet?