Reason #19 to LARP at very private sites:
"Officers were called to the third floor flat early yesterday after reports that a man had been spotted with a longbow. ... Bomb disposal officers attended and carried out an assessment. No items of danger were found in the premises. Initial concerns were raised by the crude adaptions of many household items into science fiction style equipment."
Crude adaptions? Sniff, I'll have you know my microwave is a spot-on facsimile of a replicator.