No. 118 (essentialsaltes) wrote,
No. 118


Rebecca and I have just put in a bid on a house.
I just forged Rebecca's signature and initials about thirty times on the 12 pages of legalese involved in making an offer.
I just wrote a check for TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS.
I just put an order in to sell some of my stock in order to cover the rest of the still-hypothetical down payment.
I just heard from our realtor that there are two other offers on the house.
Keep your fingers crossed, and direct evil thoughts toward the other bidders. Those bastards are trying to move into OUR house!
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