The Road Runner is
male
6(23.1%)
female
0(0.0%)
LGTBQIWTF
0(0.0%)
transgender
0(0.0%)
transvestite
1(3.8%)
Transylvanian
0(0.0%)
sadistic
2(7.7%)
probably not very tasty anyway
7(26.9%)
a bitchin' Plymouth
0(0.0%)
your mom
1(3.8%)