Creationist Kent Hovind is already in jail until the middle of the Teens for tax fraud, and now to add insult to well-deserved injury, his Ph.D. dissertation has been posted online. His degree is in Christian Education from Patriot University, an unaccredited Christian college. And the diss reads like a 100 page long disorganized blog post from a creationist. Honestly, it's 50% sermon, 50% first-person, 50% creationist nonsense, adding up to 100% garbage. Reading it would probably cost me d6 SAN and d4 EDU, but just skimming it offers various morsels of amusement:

"It was Shintoism, based on evolution, that was responsible for Japan's actions in World War II."

"I don't want to sound like a crackpot, but actually we don't know that stars are billions of [light] years away."

"As I was thinking on this subject, I wrote a poem to try to explain this, comparing blind men and atheists.

[Crappy Poem]"