[I blame wikipedia for eventually leading me to the album "For Christians, Elves and Lovers"]
Murder Mystery Dinner Train struck and killed a man. "Investigators are still looking into how the man died and why he was laying on the tracks." Real LARPers would have had the case solved before the police arrived.
I'm generally against government sponsored nativity scenes, but if it pisses off racists, then it's okay by me.
Wish us luck. We're attempting a special holiday formula kitchen sink absinthe.