No. 118 (essentialsaltes) wrote,
No. 118
essentialsaltes

Medieval on his fat ass

Last night we watched Pulp Fiction. I pictured our loan officer as Marsellus as he was getting butt-raped. It didn't make me feel any better.

I posted a long comment about obesity in kayven's blog.
To get your weekend off to an enjoyable start, I give you -- The Ample Sponge:

Nancy says, "I was upset when I realized that I couldn't reach every part of my body, but we did some research and found the Ample-Sponge."

The Ample-Sponge is a soft sponge on a firm handle that extends your reach in the bath or shower. It's also a great "travel" item for people who want to freshen up while out of the house, or who have reach problems when using the toilet (when a bidet isn't available).
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