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Journal of No. 118


January 28th, 2010

Things that came from FARK @ 01:10 pm


"A local reverend and former Greenwood County Council member" gets busted for being a john, and petitions to have the charges dropped.

In the petition, Armfield proclaims he is a “descendant of the original Moro-Pithecus Disoch, Kenyapithecus and Afro Pithecus, whose ancestors roamed from that point throughout the world. A living flesh and blood being with sovereign status. A femme couleur libre.”


He has cleverly avoided drawing unwanted attention to his arrest.


Mark Twain gets fed up with a snakeoil salesman and breaks out the cranky pants. Courtesy of Letters of Note:
The person who wrote the advertisements is without doubt the most ignorant person now alive on the planet; also without doubt he is an idiot, an idiot of the 33rd degree, and scion of an ancestral procession of idiots stretching back to the Missing Link.
 
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From:hagdirt
Date:January 28th, 2010 10:19 pm (UTC)
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Um. The reverend is a "free woman of color?" Or something? What?
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From:essentialsaltes
Date:January 28th, 2010 10:22 pm (UTC)
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Actually, I believe it's a standard legal phrase for 'completely batshit'.
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From:freudinshade
Date:January 28th, 2010 11:24 pm (UTC)
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Isn't Kenyapithecus a secret teabagger code name for the president?
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From:essentialsaltes
Date:January 28th, 2010 11:39 pm (UTC)
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Wow, I hope you're joking about the teabaggers. Anyway, it's possible we're all descended from Kenyapithecus
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From:freudinshade
Date:January 29th, 2010 12:01 am (UTC)
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But of course (mind you, I've blocked out the endless taxonomy bit from my anthropology course, what of it I ever absorbed). It just strikes me as the kind of thing that the teabaggers would do (equating Obama to the "Kenya Ape" of anthropology...)

Journal of No. 118