No. 118 (essentialsaltes) wrote,
No. 118

Spokeo knows all about me!

Spurred by a recent snopes entry on, I decided to see what it knows about me:

Basic Profile
Age: early 40's
Gender: Male
Ethnicity: African-American
Zodiac: Virgo
Relationship: Single
Children: No
Occupation: unknown
Education: unknown
Hobbies: unknown
Home Owner: Yes
Residence: Single Family House
Length of Residence: 5 years
Est. Home Value: $1M+
Neighborhood: Middle Class
Is not interested in politics
Enjoys shopping
Virgos are deep, intellectual thinkers that enjoy analyzing their surroundings.
People born in the year of the Rooster are bright, honest, communicative and talented.

The astrology stuff really pulls up the average!
Tags: internet, skepticism

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