The school cancels prom because of the threatened attendance of a girl in a tux.
Mississippi Safe Schools sends out the call for donations for a Second Chance prom.
The Mississippi ACLU handles the donations.
The American Humanist Asociation sends a check for $20,000.
The MS ACLU turns down their filthy humanist money, because the "majority of Mississippians tremble in terror at the word 'atheist'."
MS Safe Schools is all, "WTF, ACLU? Twenty large buys a lot of Wild Turkey and condoms."
The humanists are butthurt
The ACLU throws nebulous blame at the humanists.
The humanists are butthurter.
(Meanwhile, it seems the students have organized their own inclusive prom.)
