No. 118 (essentialsaltes) wrote,
No. 118

"I will b----- you and face-f--- you."

The dull life of a hedge fund manager, who studied classics at Oxford.

These articles contain the following statistically improbable phrases:
designer hotpants that “barely covered her buttocks”.
a lap dance at the Crazy Horse Cabaret in Paris with Charity Wanju, an Oriental escort. [I guess the preferred nomenclature, dude, has not crossed the pond.]
“partied like a rock star”
He claimed women are attracted to him — “a wealthy and powerful man” — because “that’s the way of the world”.
Lucky Catullus
pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo
the "queer" and the "faggot"
"I will ram my cock up your ass and down your throat."
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