Harvard senior gets tripped up by plagiarism. After a professor catches plagiarism in a scholarship application, the investigation spreads and it's discovered that he altered his Harvard transcript, collected thousands of dollars in undeserved aid, and even his original Harvard application was full of lies. Unlike Liberty University, Harvard consider this sort of thing a moral failing, and the kid's out on his butt.

Dr. Pookie and I have had cause to talk about the poor state of cuisine in Naples. Now comes a report that Neapolitan pizzerias have discovered a source of cheap wood for their fires: exhumed coffins.