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Journal of No. 118


September 7th, 2010

A new exercise to help develop an important muscle @ 05:17 pm

Whenever you hear about someone doing something you don't like -- but is legal and none of your business -- practice this exercise until it becomes a natural, easy, fluid motion:

1: lift your shoulders firmly in a forceful shrug
2: pushing from the diaphragm, utter the words "Eh, it's a free country."

1 set x 10 reps daily, and as needed when provoked
 
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From:shad_0
Date:September 8th, 2010 04:29 am (UTC)

Re: free country

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This seems a particularly appropriate exercise for use when one hears about an intolerant bigoted jack@$$ U.S. pastor who avers that Islam is the religion of the Devil and thus plans the public burning of a Koran on Saturday to commemorate 9/11.
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From:essentialsaltes
Date:September 8th, 2010 01:43 pm (UTC)

Re: free country

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I certainly wish the media had shrugged at him, though I suppose it has a certain Jerry Springer-like appeal.

[Hmmm.... if al-Jazeera played Springer as the "Real Americans Show", the Muslim world might come to the faulty-but-correct conclusion that America must be destroyed.]
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From:richardabecker
Date:September 8th, 2010 04:37 am (UTC)
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"America stands for freedom/
But if you think you're free/
Try walking into a deli/
And urinating on the cheese!"
-- The Vandals, "Anarchy Burger (Hold the Government)"

Journal of No. 118