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Journal of No. 118


February 6th, 2004

Kitty made me do it @ 10:03 am

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I am the Boy Next Door:
Random Gentle Love Dreamer

"More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering backrubs to kids and what not."

And whaddayaknow, it offered me a 16 year old girl as a match. Backrub, sweetie? Fortunately, I have found true love, and it will keep me from being creepy as hell.

OKCupid is another excellent connectivity time-waster. Lots more potential info than Friendster, but only 38,000 people. When this meme gets spread a bit more, I suspect their servers will be smoking ruins.

Edited to add:
Wow, it's kind of eerie that now that I've answered a few more of their dopey questions, among the top three matches are:

a classics major who really likes A Fish Called Wanda
and
an art history major whose favorite movie is Lawrence of Arabia.

Then again...
#4 is "a polyamorous bisexual girlfag"
#5 is a proto-lawyer
#6 "memorizes dance routines from famous popstars"

And I swear to Cthulhu that #7 is Maria. Freek-ay!
 
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From:talentlessclod
Date:February 6th, 2004 01:08 pm (UTC)

I did it too

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killing time on the internet, i decided to do the test too.

i'm....

The Playboy!

are you sure this thing really works?

i'm going to answer a few more questions and see what they come up with.
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From:essentialsaltes
Date:February 6th, 2004 01:22 pm (UTC)

Re: I did it too

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Dude, how can you not be the Playboy? You are a rock-guitarist-god. Which reminds me... if the Thickets happen to find themselves in Los Angeles sometime soon, mayxbo5 has been itching to record someone now that she works here.
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From:talentlessclod
Date:February 6th, 2004 01:47 pm (UTC)

Re: I did it too

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rock-guitarist-god who spends his fridays playing d&d. :)

anyway, there is definitely something wrong with my okcupid profile. i didn't get any 16 year olds.
From:(Anonymous)
Date:February 7th, 2004 02:00 am (UTC)

THIS IS THE GREATEST TEST EVER!!!

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I AM:

The False Messiah
Deliberate Brutal Love Master (DBLMm)

People believe in you, and then you send them to hell. Behold, the False Messiah.

You're usually a very kind person, and conscientious, too. Socially, you're a leader, and your friends and associates look up to you. You're probably tall. In intimate relationships, you're a capable, responsive, and experienced lover. Outside the box, however, you run into trouble.

Your exact opposite:
The Pool Boy

Random Gentle Sex Dreamer
Girls fall hard for you, but you're much more ambivalent about them. The beginnings of your relationships are unusually intense, making it all the rougher on her when they end. At first, using all your accumulated tricks of the trade, you ladle on the affection. But once she's all covered in soup, you withhold the true napkins of commitment. What's that all about? We should've called you the False Waiter.

You're looking for Love. But history tells us you struggle to settle down and accept it. There's a deep streak of carnality within you. And while you'll never be a predator, you'll always fight the urge to roam free. You like to plan things out, so plan this: find someone who can indulge your selfish side, has a healthy sexual appetite, and doesn't mind uncertainty.

AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


"YOU DIE! YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE!"

Journal of No. 118