No. 118 (essentialsaltes) wrote,
No. 118

literally the first thing I thought of

The grandparents kindly sent us some tasty Omaha Steaks for Christmas. It came in a styrofoam cube, packed with dry ice. Dr. Pookie says, "What should we do with the dry ice?"

I immediately say, "Let's put it in drinks!"

The dry ice is in a plastic bag, which has all sorts of verbiage on it. In huge letters, it says do not handle with bare hands. But slightly beneath that is a long list of other things you shouldn't do. And #1 on that list is "Do not put in drinks."

Total buzz kill. They probably put poison in it to keep winos from having smoking drinks.
Tags: alcohol, holiday

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