For something closer to what I sound like when I play, I offer Souvenir de la Havane, by Louis Moreau Gottschalk. Or at least, as much of it as I can play. This was done as a quickie in two takes, and I didn't bother to fix any of the bad notes, of which there are not a few.
It's terrible.... I get stage fright when I turn the record button on.
All right, now for the rest of my weekend, which will contain tikis and muppets. Full report later.