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Journal of No. 118


March 1st, 2003

Random events @ 11:17 pm

Finished report, life may be partially restored.

Nearly killed some fat lady in her car as she pulled out of the TJ's parking lot, oblivious of the world around her. In particular, oblivious of my car hurtling toward her driver's side door at 35 mph. I slam the brakes and squeal to a halt, as I see, in slow motion, her mouth form this big

O

and her jowls all a-quiver.

Bought a suit today. I am officially a man of business. Please send flowers for the death of my carefree youth.

Dinner at the Magic Castle on Friday.

Leaving for Orlando on Saturday. I'll be gone a week. Business for the first half, and then a trip to visit grandma for her 80th birthday.
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I was watching Jeopardy, and this lady contestant is being interviewed by Alex and he says something like "I hear that you had been hoping to have snow on your wedding day..."
"Yes, but I didn't get any," she replies, "But I got eight inches on my honeymoon!"

Kapowie! ZING!!
 
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From:(Anonymous)
Date:March 2nd, 2003 11:21 am (UTC)

Magic Castle

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Excellent! Be sure to explore as much of it as you can (go downstairs into the basement/dungeon). Also, the best magicians work the "Close Up" room...that's where you want to go.

At the main bar downstairs, as you first go in, sit in the second seat from the left (facing the bar).

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Journal of No. 118