No. 118 (essentialsaltes) wrote,
No. 118

Yes, I am very well paid to disseminate disinformation

If you happen to see 'news' 'stories' about something like "Shaking Booms Snapped Trees in Half Days Before Indiana Radiation Incident", my investigations conclude that a more accurate (albeit lengthier) headline would be:

Shaking Booms Snapped Two Trees in Half in Michigan, Ten Days Before and Fifty Miles Away From a Radiation Detector Malfunction in Indiana.

However, I remain open to the alternative explanation that "Annunaki ships taking gold stored underground around lake Michigan. Our government nukes one and a battle ensued."
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