So I've been prosecuting the culture wars in the comment section at Religion Today, and the following exchange between me and someone from Christian Comic Books occurred:

CCB: The rise of non-believers in the West is a woe as it brings only moral decadence.

Me: I'm a non-believer and I haven't brought any moral decadence. Though I did bring donuts to work today. Maybe that counts?

CCB: Don't make the already-full people fatter by bringing donuts. That wasn't even ethical.