hagdirt's family cancelled for political reasons. While Enigma Thanksgiving is almost designed for such situations, something about the last-minuteness of it all inspired the Accidental Thanksgiving, with bonus Lee with Kung Fu Grip.
Last night was a wee bachelor party. As is well known, only a moral degenerate would have a coed bachelor party, so there were no women present:
Naturally, I can't say too much about the events of that night, but I can share that I bested Brian at the urination contest. There's also really nothing like eating in a classy establishment like the Derby in Arcadia, and there's a lull in the conversation in the entire room just as you loudly utter the word "donkeypunch".
