No. 118 (essentialsaltes) wrote,
No. 118

Conspiracy theories for $1200, Alex

It’s important to look at the true fundamental causes of events like
the school shooting. Plenty of people are pointing to guns. More
insightful people are looking into our mental health safety net, or
other aspects of our culture. But only the most insightful people can
see through all these distractions to the root cause.

Bryan Fischer of the American Patriarchy Association: "God is not going to go where he is not wanted" and apparently God is sulking in his tent because organized school prayer has been ruled unconstitutional.

Mike Huckabee: "We ask why there is violence in our schools, but we have systematically removed God from our schools … Should we be so surprised that schools would become a place of carnage?"

But wait… that would mean that the deaths of these schoolchildren and teachers should be laid squarely at the feet of the Supreme Court, since they were responsible for Engel v Vitale, etc.

What other nefarious things have the Supreme Court been up to recently? In 2008, for the first time ever, they "ruled that the Second Amendment protects an individual right to keep and bear arms" in a case in Washington DC. Then in 2010, the Supreme Court incorporated that ruling to cover all of the states.

So don’t get hoodwinked – these attacks on the Supreme Court are attacks on the staunchest defenders of the Second Amendment! These peace-loving Christians are using their Illuminati mind-control tricks to weaken our right to own guns!
Tags: atheism, religion, sarcasm

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