Saw an awesome umbrella stand/hall tree on the estate sale listings. Veratrine got excited about it. Unfortunately it was in a ZIP code we'll never be able to afford, and it was apparently an antique, heirloom, Faberge/Tiffany umbrella stand that was priced higher than any piece of furniture we own.
On the plus side, we bought some antique, heirloom, Faberge/Tiffany sausages from Huntington Meats at the Farmer's Market (including a free (thank you, Huntington Meat Dude!) Swedish potato sausage (aka värmlandskorv)) and the day was saved by sausage-y goodness.

(PS new "Hey baby [Wink!]" icon courtesy of Bad Taxidermy)