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Journal of No. 118


April 25th, 2004

Stolen from neven, whom I occasionally read. @ 12:11 am

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Deven Deadly Sins

ANGER

1. Who did you last get angry with?

That asshole on Sawtelle, driving 20 mph below the speed limit.

2. What is your weapon of choice?

My barbed tongue

3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?

I can imagine circumstances, but they'd be extreme.

4. How about of the same sex?

I haven't since grade school, but Bino got really close when he poured cold water down my back at frisbee. What an asshole.

5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?

The guy that pulled away from the curb without signalling, as I was trying to make a left right in front of him.

6. What is your pet peeve?

Damn, I don't have all day. I'll just restrict it to grammatical foibles and religious bigotry.

7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?

I don't really keep grudges.


SLOTH

1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?

Mmm.... I don't floss as regularly as I should.

2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?

EVER? Maybe 1 PM.

3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't:

Nobody really. But to make this more interesting, I'll note that I think I saw Alisa at the TJ's in Westchester on Thursday. But I was in a hurry, so I didn't even say hi. The bitch of it is, that we locked eyes for three hundredths of a second, so she probably recognized me, but she didn't want to say hi either, because I am lame and unintersting.

4. What is the last lame excuse you made?

Some crap I told my boss, no doubt.

5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through?

Never, ever.

6. When was the last time you got a good workout in?

Shit, mowing the lawn and raking leaves yesterday counts in my book.

7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?

I never hit snooze.


GLUTTONY

1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?

Um... maybe a green apple martini?

2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?

White.

3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?

That would be the Star Trek Lounge live game. That's by far the most I've ever drunk without throwing up. Probably the most I've drunk ever. Those who were there know the excess that was involved. Those who weren't there will underestimate it mightily.

4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?

No way, Jose. Just because I'm on LJ doesn't mean I'm some female ana.

5. Do you have an issue with your weight?

Just because I'm on LJ doesn't mean I'm some female ana.

6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?

Spicy has eclipsed salty in my book.

7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, "LUNCH!"?

Only theoretically. *drools*


LUST

1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?

Wow, this number is so pathetic that I decline to state it.

2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?

ditto

3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?

It's happened.

4. Have you "done it"?

What are we, 12?

5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?

Brian has convinced me that I am not a breast man, though I thought I was.

6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?

I'll never forget that guy in the pink dress in Turin.

7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?

NO! Whoop Whoop Whoop.


GREED

1. How many credit cards do you own?

Two, now.

2. What's your guilty pleasure store?

Shit, they're all gone. I'll say Shrine on Melrose, even though I have never ever bought anything there.

3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?

Buy a bigger house, invest the rest. Dull, I know. I'm really not that interesting.

4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?

Famous.

5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?

I would be happy to work like that for, say, three years, and then live off the accumulation.

6. Have you ever stolen anything?

Not since I was a kid. I remember shoplifting some gum.

7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?

3 days 13 hours 25 minutes


PRIDE

1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of?

Maybe my work on Taint of Madness.

2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?

Graduated College.

3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life?

Barring personal immortality, I'd like to write a piece of fiction that has some life beyond my own mortality.

4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?

I wouldn't know. {ooooooh, scores high in pride}

5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?

No.

6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?

No

7. What did you do today that you're proud of?

I mowed the lawn!


ENVY

1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own?

I can't think of anything

2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with?

Dagon forbid. Um... I might trust Kirsten to know what we'd like.

3. If you could be anyone else in the world who would you be?

I would be me, only with the amount of fame I deserve.

4. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?

Not really, though my increasing beer belly could be traded away for a normal belly.

5. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?

The gift of gab. I do well in writing, but my tongue is not too agile.

6. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey?

No. Loser.

7. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin?

Lust, duh.
 
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From:therrin
Date:April 25th, 2004 03:50 am (UTC)

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Your answers in the greed section for numbers 3 and 5 could have been taken verbatim off my own thoughts on them. I totally support the "make money then enjoy life" approach to things...when feasible.

Journal of No. 118